I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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