hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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