I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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