i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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