ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
how does that bad decision feel?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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