Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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