You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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