yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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