she looked like the before picture.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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