I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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