Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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