epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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