Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
even my farts smell like vagina
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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