We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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