I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize