just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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