I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if only i could text you this smell
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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