how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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