is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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