just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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