I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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