dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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