We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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