idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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