bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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