Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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