I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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