There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
Just dont open the beer drawer.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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