Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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