Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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