If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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