sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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