real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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