Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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