My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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