Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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