Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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