I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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