Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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