hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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