sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Randomize
