The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
look no pants
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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