Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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