But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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