I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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