She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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