we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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