Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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