No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Mom said you looked used
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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