Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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