Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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