I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You need Xanax blowdarts
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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