wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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