At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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