Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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