if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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