Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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